I don't need you to hold my beer

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/04/2016 at 20:40 • Filed to: None

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I can light this bitch up on my own

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 20:44

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go fix your fence


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 20:46

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Used motor oil + kero = best fire starter


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > MM54
06/04/2016 at 20:48

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I was going to change my oil today but a grad party to go to.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 20:48

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I can’t wait to have my own damn back yard again!


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways
06/04/2016 at 20:48

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Yea that last storm took out a few panels. It’s on the list


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Birddog
06/04/2016 at 20:50

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It’s awesome and a pain at the same time. I need to lay some grass seed and mow it but I do like having it


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 20:51

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Aww. Before I clicked the pic I thought someone made a beer called ‘shitposting’. I am sad now.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 20:52

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just don’t make the mistake of knocking back too many Shipyards and end up using it as kindling


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > PS9
06/04/2016 at 20:53

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Shipyard

MONKEYFIST


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways
06/04/2016 at 20:56

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I’m pretty close to that


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 20:59

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Lawns are a huge PITA. Especially if you have neighbors that like making it a contest.

In the end? A beer at a smallish fire makes it all worth it.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Birddog
06/04/2016 at 21:03

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My neighbors son is a landscaper so there is no hope


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 21:03

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Inquiring minds want to know, was there a “whoosh” involved in lighting said fire?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
06/04/2016 at 21:11

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U bet there was


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 21:12

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There’s always hope.

Unless you like said neighbor. Then yep.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Birddog
06/04/2016 at 21:25

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Nah he’s they once a week with all sorts of crap. I don’t stand a chance. I’m still just trying to keep it from looking like a jungle. I bought the property in a pretty rough state. It has come a long way


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 21:43

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As that gas can isn’t melted clearly the fireball wasn’t big enough.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
06/04/2016 at 21:49

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i enjoy having all my body parts. I had fun though. I like to splash the gas all around and dip a stick in the can. I take the stick and light it and through it i the pit and turn and walk away so i can feel the ‘whoosh’ as I’m walking away. I’m totally Bruce Willis.


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > OPPOsaurus WRX
06/04/2016 at 21:56

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Fair enough, it also means the local FD isn’t paying you a visit as the neighbors saw the fireball.